It has come to my attention that I've been turning nocturnal over the past few nights. I haven't been fighting crime or secretly building a bat cave either, so why the lack of sleep. I could easily put on some tight pants, ski goggles, and wear a Snuggie on backwards and call myself a superhero of low caliber (which I guess would make me a sub-par hero) and fight crime. Even if I did this, the only trouble that goes on in the largely white north shore is tax evasion and smoking pot. I wouldn't be a hero but a narc. So as I try to sleep and put my abnormally tight pants away to crime fight another day, I bid thee goodnight and fair dreams.
Bambi
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