Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Blog?

Woah! I totally forgot about this.
Ever since I've been off my ADD pills and have been having fun I must've forgotten about this. Ok here are the 10 things I did that you need to know about:

Recruited for boxing
Lollapalooza
Family reunion
Craved cupcakes
Flew a kite
Became 6 foot
Got a modest tan
Met Kassem G
Got my drivers license
Made some money

Thursday, June 23, 2011

John Mayer

Upon going to my boxing club I realized that they had increased the intensity of their training methods in my school based absence. Being in good shape I thought I could keep up with the class...not true. My abs were chiseled and my guns large, but my cardio was lacking. As I struggled after a half hour of rigorous jump rope we were demanded to run the mile. I have never been a long distance runner. I found myself out of air half way through and had to sit out the other half due to my mild asthma. I had to stand next to the coach and we made jokes about how we couldn't tell if a lady was pregnant or not. I then found out that this coach had nicknames for everyone. My friend and I would soon have nicknames of our own soon. Mine would be John Mayer and my friend's Mex-Italian. As my body was being fatigued from the workout the coach would jokingly say to me "John Mayer! Your body is not a wonderland!". After the training session I go home and tell my mom about my funny new nickname. I had forgotten that my mom thinks of John Mayer as a sleazy scumbag. Yay new nickname!!!

Sunday, June 19, 2011

needs to blog more

BLARG
I haven't been updating my blog nearly as much as a faithful blogger should, so call me unfaithful. Its been 12 days since my last post which is balls insane! I'm going to hit up the boxing gym today and get my sweat on. I will also try to create more FTC's because I need to get on that. I also need to stop letting my computer run for hours on end because the bottom of my comp is getting so hot that I fear that I may burn my legs. Well I have to sleep now, so I bid you tootles.
Bambi

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Long time no post

Woahhhhh!
It's been a long time since I have posted last. Well heres how my day went. I had my last final and was in the summer mood. So my girlfriend and I decided to hit up the beach. I was tired of being so pasty white so I used SPF 15 bronzer sun screen. I'm not gonna lie it felt great and I'm a big fan of bronzer now, but i'm not the biggest fan of having a pink back. So my mission to trick my skin to turn tan is underway. I'm so pumped for summer because I'm one day away from constant fun. I have to depart now, so talk to you later and pray that I get tan!!!!!

Sunday, May 29, 2011

Blake Swan Review

I recently watched the Black Swan. It was a beautiful movie but with multiple dark and creepy tones to the movie. While I was found either timidly adverting my gaze from the screen or tangled in the plot of the movie I was enjoying myself. The movie did have some "pop up's" which I have never been a fan of and was filled with scenes that my momma wouldn't approve of *cough cough lesbians cough cough* the  movie was ultimately enjoyable and I highly recommend it, just don't watching it with your parents.

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Ever feel like you cant get a break?

Hey ya'll
I've noticed that I've had a rough life and it keeps getting tougher. Although I've had so much shit in my life (which I wont name because this isn't a sad blog) I've learned that smiles really do go for miles and that keeping a positive mentality can save your life. So what I want to say is that, It all gets better you just have to try to make it so.

Friday, May 20, 2011

Staying Up Entirely Too Late

It has come to my attention that I've been turning nocturnal over the past few nights. I haven't been fighting crime or secretly building a bat cave either, so why the lack of sleep. I could easily put on some tight pants, ski goggles, and wear a Snuggie on backwards and call myself a superhero of low caliber (which I guess would make me a sub-par hero) and fight crime. Even if I did this, the only trouble that goes on in the largely white north shore is tax evasion and smoking pot. I wouldn't be a hero but a narc.  So as I try to sleep and put my abnormally tight pants away to crime fight another day, I bid thee goodnight and fair dreams.
Bambi

Sick Days

I've been sick for the past few days and have been bored out of my mind. I've been tweeting and trying to make the ultimate Pokemon team. So far my hope is to have a Blissey with Toxic, Seismic Toss, Softboiled, and Refresh. This is my goal but I keep getting bored with the game because I've beaten it so many times. I'm about to eat a swiss cheese grilled cheese with tomato soup, which to me seems more important than this blog entry.
Time to eat.
Pce

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

the thrill of the hunt

There's a point in every thing in life where you realize "this isn't as fun as it used to be" and we have to options: 
1 to tough it out and see if things get better
2 to move on and hope for the best

Saturday, May 14, 2011

Part 2

 Today I was planning a picnic for my girlfriend and I, but the weather decided to destroy those plans. We agreed to abort those plans and see a movie. The debate was between Fast 5 or African Cats...normally I would've chosen Fast 5 with no second thought, but I thought she would enjoy African Cats more. So African Cats was our movie...BIG MISTAKE. This movie was narrated by Samuel L Jackson who seemed to dull down the movie. He also told life lessons for the cheetah cubs, on of which was to "not get fresh with ostriches." Another reason why this movie was bad was that some baby animals died, which never goes well with a teenage girl. I had to comfort my girlfriend as Samuel L Jackson narrates the deaths of two baby cheetahs. The only thing that mad this night worth while was me buying 25 cent fake mustaches and taking pictures in the photo-booth with my girl friend.

Blog was down

Hey guys,
Sorry I couldn't blog the last few days due to this website being down. Let me inform you on my China Town field trip and today's movie disaster. My field trip consisted of me eating spicy food which caused me to sweat profusely and hunting for an epic purchase. I couldn't find anything extreme until I stumbled upon a pikachu pillow pet for $20. Thats a tad pricey for me so I decided to pass and continue my hunt. As the field trip came to   a close I found a bad ass silver and black kimono with light silver dragons. I immediately bought it and I now refer to it as my pimp coat. (part 2 next blog entry)

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Storms

Strom's are perfect. The explosions of lightning and thunder. The simplicity of a raindrop. The shaking "booms" that simmer down into echoes. The rain that replenishes the Earth. People fear storms while others embrace them.  They are bright while dark, and Ying and Yang. A completion of both worlds. Simply perfect

$$$

As paycheck day rolls around I keep asking myself "what should I buy?". I'm feeling that a nice cardigan and some random shit in China Town will do. Then again its not like my paycheck is big or anything.
( Paycheck < $100 )
Well I might as well just save it and keep on bagging groceries.

weds

Hey non existent fans!
Today was a mildly depressing day. I didn't do as well as I had hoped on my chemistry test but thats what I get for not studying. Also I have to read 90 pages of Flags of Our Father's by tomorrow. I currently have an abnormally itchy tongue and its humid out so i'm sweating. I can feel that needle my bitch o' meter is getting a little to far towards bitchn' so I will stop my complaining and continue onto a lighter topic. I am adjusting to my 6 pack diet fairly well and and eating less food and seeing more of my abs (currently at a nice 4 pack). I hope this trend continues because I need a rockin' bod for beach season. Well blog it is time for me to sign off and write at a later time.
Bambi

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

About me

I am a male high-school student
love video games and "bad" movies
recently got into the Magic card game
Pokemon enthusiast
Fencer and boxer

first day

Hey Internet,
This is my first blog ever so sorry for any noobish tendencies. At this blog I will be addressing new things that happened in my day and my funny stories for you guys to hear!

Wish me luck,
Bambi